Blame it on the JOOOOOOOS !!!!

Wednesday, 15 December 2010 18:27 Lilith Satire - Satirical Articles
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You may have well heard that this summer Sharks were attacking swimmers on Egypt’s coast.

Now this is no new phenomenon….this is what Sharks are wont to do.

Now some Egyptians are reacting to the phenomenon in the usual way: blaming Israel.

Are Muslim Arabs paranoid?

Or have we Jews done something to annoy them? 

Now, I know we are a ‘clever’ people…….. but really, training the killing machine of the oceans?

I think not !!! (reference)

Before this we had “THE Jooooos” training killer rats in Jerusalem

“Palestinians: Jews Infesting Jerusalem With Giant Racist Attack Rats"

“ According to two Palestinian newspapers, their mortal foe has come up with a new plan to dislocate Jerusalem’s Arabs from the area — through the medium of supernatural rats.… According to the reports, these rats are twice as big as your average rat, they are ferociously aggressive, they like to attack Arab children and they breed four times more often than a normal rat. The rats are apparently being introduced into the area by Jews “who bring them in huge cages and release them onto the streets, to make living there a nightmare for Arabs.

Terrifyingly, the rats even know the difference between Jews and Arabs and they leave the Jews alone while terrorising the Arabs.”  (source)

Now…before that, the Jooooooos, were accused of ‘messing” with strawberry-flavoured bubble gum and chewing gum:

“In 1997 the Palestinians exposed yet another Israeli "plot to suppress Arab population growth." They claimed to have tested packets of strawberry-flavoured bubble gum, which were found to be spiked with sex hormones and sold at low prices near schoolhouses in the West Bank and Gaza Strip. It was claimed that the gum aroused irresistible sexual appetites in women, then it sterilized them.

According to Palestinian Supply Minister Abdel Aziz Shaheen, it was capable of "completely destroying the genetic system of young boys," as well. 

In this case, Palestinians allege, Israel came with chewing gum laced with progesterone, one of the two hormones of femaleness.

The hormone, they say inaccurately, drives women wild with desire and serves as a contraceptive, too -- corrupting Arab women while ensuring they cannot reproduce.

The story was reminiscent of a furore over Israeli chewing gum, a year earlier in Egypt.

The story grew with the retelling. Shaheen contended that the gum was sold "only at the gates of primary schools or kindergartens," because Israelis "want to destroy our genetic system" by giving sex hormones to children before their bodies can cope with them.

By the time the story reached Hebron in the West Bank, local health official Mahmoud Batarna claimed to have captured 200 tons of gum. 

The Washington Post commissioned a test of allegedly contaminated chewing gum provided by Palestinian health officials. Dan Gibson, professor of pharmaceutical chemistry at Hebrew University and a member of the left-wing lobby group Peace Now, said that, using a mass spectrometer capable of detecting as little as a microgram of progesterone, he found none in the gum.” (source)

Then as if this is not enough, we have …….

“On the morning of March 21, 1983, one week before Pesach [Passover], in a high school in the town of Arrabeh in the Jenin area of the West Bank, Palestinian girls (between the ages of 15 and 17) were sitting in several classrooms, when they suddenly began to faint, one after the other.

They were taken to hospital and checked, but no medical reason was found for their fainting. Yet they had fainted, so a search began in order to find the reason. Then other girls of the same age began fainting in other villages on the West Bank, in Bethlehem, and afterwards in Hebron and Halhul, Tulkarem and Nablus.

Over a period of a few days approximately 1,000 girls ended up in hospital at the same time, seemingly victims of an epidemic. Since all this occurred just before Pesach, the motif of blood libel and mass poisoning was raised. The rumours began that it was the Israelis who had poisoned the girls.” (source)

Do you think that just maybe they are a tad paranoid ?    I wonder what will be next?