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No Grammar Training for Hicks

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Sadly, the Al Qaeda terrorist training of King Rat David Hicks, provided no coaching in Beslanpronunciation, syntax and grammar.

These are the dead children of Beslan. This is what David Hicks trained for. This is the hideous and only truth of what everyone learns when they train with gee, Muslim terrorists. This is what Al Qaeda do, it's all they do, and all for their endgame of a global Islamic Caliphate. For the Leftards of Australia, this is their hero.

From the one thousand metre stare of David Hicks . “By the way I have met Osama bin Laden 20 times now, lovely brother, everything for the cause of Islam. The only reason the West calls him the most wanted Muslim is because he's got the money to take action".

Bravo, you crazy diamond Dave!


David Hicks, current shitbag pet of local Leftards, has released a dumbass video via treasonous Leftard Marxist activist freak front group GetUp. In his wonderfully bogus vid, Dave stares ahead like the brainless habitual liar and trained murderous bogan creepy bore that he's been for years.

 With zero sense of decency, honesty, responsibility or style, our hero Dave, blames entirely everyone but the postman and especially us, for his er, heartbreaking difficulties. The very people he wanted so much to murder en masse. Check and nuance, eh Dave? You rotten to the core bastard. But our MSM would never be so er, judgemental of a er, Islamist loon and Leftard icon.

All through his advertisement for NEW IMPROVED HICKS!', Dave delivers his performance arse piece with the fluid articulation of Zippy the pinheaded kindergarten dropout circus freak, apparently recovering from some kind of delirium trauma heavy sedation therapy.

Yes, Davo er, “suffered” in Guantanamo, while apparently eating the gallons of ice-cream that added around twenty kilos to his killer camp toned bulkoid. “I woz framed!” Ya gonna need a bigger frame, Dave!Oh Natasha you hottie!

David the headslicer Hicks: “I fort vat I’d be able to start getting on wiv rebuilding my life...Vat is why I’m asking for your help”.

Colonel Neville: Classic bogan, innit? Rebuilding, eh? Ya gonna need plenty of plasticine! Come around to my house Dave. I can help. I live several floors off the ground.

Diamond Dave Hicks: “Vee only fing I do know...”

Colonel Neville: Actually much less, apart from how to murder men, women, children and especially Jews, and lie like the dirty Islamist turd that you are.

“ vat until var control orduh is lifted, I will not be able to get on wiv my life”.

That's Dave, the venal pal of Leftard Marxist twerps everywhere.

Colonel Neville: Gee Dave, didn’t you train to end as many lives as possible? To see the utter repulsive bankruptcy of the Left in Australia, dig how they just lurv their ideological monkey, Dave the phony grievance cipher. And we the people he wanted to murder along with the able assistance of the freaks of Al Qaeda, have to listen to our journalist standards free media present ad nauseum, their fake idea of “balanced” virtual apologia promos for the f&^k.

I can think of an alternative promo for Hicks Inc. What about Dave saying something like this:

Taliban Davo“Hey, sorry about training with Al Qaeda to learn how to murder as many of you and your children as I could. Gosh, and for taking up so much fraudulent and fawning venal apologia MSM space and golly, for costing millions of dollars in legal services and so on.

Oh, and then blaming everyone else but myself, and whining and snivelling. Never, ever apologising or saying I was wrong, or I don’t believe in the murderous truth of Islam anymore.

God, I’m soooo lucky to be able to come back to Australia, get slimy Leftard help in my beyond belief blame shifting. And quite frankly, damn lucky for folks not wanting to beat me to a pulp as the lying and unrepentant Muslim terrorist geek that I still am. And ah, sorry about my retarded and disingenuous Father. Basically sorry for not just crawling away in shame and dying. Toodle ooh”.

Now dig. Why is Dave the trained terrorist who only stopped because he was caught, out of jail earlier than many a car thief? Hands up how many people would be comfortable with Hicks living next door to their children's crèche? Anyone? Guess not.

One day, perhaps after the coming co-ordinated Muslim attack on our schools and children, the mass of people in Australia will take Islamic terror seriously. Maybe not. More likely it will be “interfaith dialogue” overdrive and a countrywide orgy of Cognitive Dissonance.

I’m sorry. But Davo’s Al Qaeda pals and associated HAMAS, Al Aqsa and Hezbollah etc Islamic loons, want to kill you and I, our families and friends and bring down our society and the free West. They all deserve one thing and one thing only.

Now wait for it...their death and not mine. Of course, anyone is free to feel differently and if they do, simply cut off your own stupid head and cut out the middle-man.Taliban Dave

I heard Hicks phony lawyer Mr McCloud, or McClod, say something like “...never mind how you may feel about the things he may have done or may not have done!”

Ha ha! Riiight. Hey, ya convinced me, bub. Er, no. You're sellin' but I ain't buyin'. Classic lawyer balls really, innit? Yes, we mustn't pay any attention how we actually feel about objective experience. Check. Leftard tactic Number 3/21B.

For what it’s worth, as an alternative to the relentless denial and mutual lying fraudfest that passes for critique in our local MSM, here’s a modified piece I did on Dave over a year ago. I was surgically correct about King Rat then and rather ironically, even more so now. One last thing Dave, you'll never really know via the MSM, how the sane majority of Australia feel about you. So I'll fill ya in. F*^k you forever, Dave.

For Friday December 21 2007 under the swingin' title of 'The rocket launcher wasn't mine: I just wanted Osama to sign it for a 'friend'.


Originally posted at Colonel Robert Neville's Blog

Last Updated on Tuesday, 25 November 2008 03:07  

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