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Alleged ‘Security Expert’ says that the causes of insecurity are all alleged.Inferno
According to a laughable British 'Security Expert', this could have easily been avoided! If only we'd had a nice 'inclusive' talk with nineteen Islamist freaks at the 'Airport Coffee & Cake-O-Rama'. It's a great place to snack, chat and Jihad!

All our food is Halal, so please notice this little courtesy Mr Islamist freak, and try not to want to kill us all please? Is that ok? I hope I wasn't too assertive there? Look! I'm really abasing myself and being tolerant and understanding like crazy! I feel your rich Arab pain!

If only we hadn't done a million things over the last 2,000 years and instead done a million other things instead and neither and also both at once...if only. Note to self: 'The list of things that offend Muslims can be narrowed down to everything and nothing'.
According to er, ‘British Security Expert’ Chris ‘no abs’ Abbott, its actually global warming that’s slicing countless heads from bodies and blowing thousands of people into a million pieces. His kind of ridiculous, pitiful and shameful attitude via absurd circus like and non methods, are working out pretty well then, for everyone in the UK and the rest of the Eurabia Kingdom?

The following madness was sourced from an article by Cameron Stewart in ‘The Weekend Australian’ newspaper for November 17-18 2007. It's one of the less stupid broadsheets in Oz. Cameron may have well been reporting the non thinking skills as they are in some disturbing parallel universe. Abbott the simultaneous Dhimmi and Greenoid acolyte delusional gave his “provocative thesis” at the Australian Federal Police Conference on National Security   this week. Why does this give me no confidence?

Idiot SmileBecause sports, Chris Abbott is a stupid and incompetent fool who has no business speaking to anyone about security, the reality of Islam or really ah, anything much at all. Look, it's ok for Chris to discuss his new lawn mower with the post man, but not for too long. How can I be so opinionated? It ain’t easy! But with our hero, Chris ‘Yabba dabba don’t’ Abbott, it is easy! As we shall see…

Our half a Federal Police Commissioner, Mick Keelty, invited Christ Abbot because he er, agrees with Abbott! Well that’s settled it then. Jeepers, I’m so surprised. Mick makes me think of a guy that you go round to borrow a spanner set from, and he’s making a chicken coop while listening to the races. He says “Ya wanna use the right gauge shifter on that, mate”. A nice guy but maybe not the ideal AFP Commissioner to deal effectively with Islamism, especially not with that haircut.

Abbott is a ‘researcher!’ with the ‘think tank!’ the Oxford Research Group. Sure he is and sure they are. I think their group just tanked. More of a stink tank, really. And gee, another turn up for the books; Chris Kringle used to be “a campaigner and researcher on a range of social and environmental issues”. Wow, I knew you’d be surprised. Fancy that…a Leftish mediocrity, who has an urgent message of bunkum sans empirical evidence. How unusual.

His idea is that terrorism, in reality think mostly Islam sports, is not the greatest threat to security, whereas the utter fashionable fantasy of Climate Change is the real terror, and it's here already! Run! It’s the end…once again.

The other apparent "threats" are “competition for scarce resources, marginalised populations and the trend towards militarisation”. Er, yeah. A list of Leftoid activist canards basically, yet there's ample more parody fromMick "Blunder" Keelty Chris, all worthy of a High School debate team.

In all of the previous, there is not a whit of how economics, innovation, change, population or effective security actually works. But then, there rarely ever is with a Leftish mind, such as it is. Because Leftoid folks have entirely no interest in such things. It's "feelings, nothing more than feelings, trying to forget love...etc"

Dear Abby advocates “talking with terrorists!” Hey, why not? But you first Chris, and remember to watch your neck! You may not like what you hear, if you ever damn well do listen, because the message of Islam has been loud and clear for a long time. Over thirteen hideous and repetitive centuries so far. Islamist demands are simple and pretty easy to grasp, but not for syrup headed Chrissy so it seems.

They are:  convert to Islam, Dhimmitude or death.

“Reducing use of fossil fuels”. So stop that China, you naughty people, who wrongly want to escape 5,000 years of crushing poverty and live more like er, Chris Abbott! “Quitting Iraq”. Yep, there’s nothing a mortal enemy like Islam respects more, than the cultural vacuum of PC cowardice and running away.

Um, Islamists are globally in-country, and in ever growing numbers, or you know they can apparently just catch a plane. Gee, wouldn’t such utter weakness and confused Dhimmi idiocy perfectly embolden such freaks? Oh, that’s right. They’re not such an important threat after all. The World Trades Centre collapsed due to rising damp!

As per usual Leftoid modus operandi, Abbott scatter guns for the “real” causes of terror. Anything but face the unbearable abyss of a reality that may just knock the whole shit pile of Leftist lies right over. You know, it's caused by poverty due to a lack of oil trillions I guess. We’ve apparently also been too “reactive!”

“Hey! That was some bomb blast. First thing, let’s not be reactive! Waiter, we’d like some more cheese cake, please”.

Abbott drones on predictably about “addressing legitimate political grievances and aspirations of marginal groups” He recommends and I kid you not, “dialogue with terrorist leaderships...!”

Jesus H. Christ!

Not only does the couching of harsh realities in such PC cliché thicker than sewer sludge, say so much about the mindless mindset of our Christine, but every single one is empirically irrational. Pure Logical Fantasy, sport.

Cameron StewartWho doesn’t have ‘legitimate political grievances?’ Name me a country that doesn’t? It’s called life, bub. Why isn't everyone setting of IED's and cutting off heads etc? So Muslims are not the only people with a grudge, mostly self inflicted, but the only ones encouraged to air them with mass murder. Listen Chris, Islam has it’s own motives and goals that have been around for 1300 years despite however much we may be tolerant of their daily atrocities and ‘understand’ their ‘problems’.

Not only is there no "leadership" in terrorist cells, networks and movements per se, but there is no leadership in Islam. Not since Mad Mohammad achieved his one good act and croaked. Talk to who exactly? Gee, maybe sign some legal documents at the UN? Gotta work! And Abbott would trust such an absurd tea party of the Left, Liberal, Radical, Nationalist, Communist, Socialist, Extremist, Cannibal State, Gangster Heaven and Islamist 'minds'? Is he nuts?

The only way to improve the UN is to cut off the top ten floors.

Chris is I believe, unless he's kidding me, completely ignorant and lazy regards any real insight or analysis of Islam at all. What he says is not worth a damn unless you want to catch the fatuous express to security and cultural suicide. Hey, if Chris is joking, it's hilarious then!

What is a “marginal group exactly?” That’s physics unless you can make everyone and everything fit into some insane idea of all being in some impossible 'middle'. But the middle of what?

Life is made of gradient; it’s not an amorphous gloop. So, until the West only I suppose, can make life completely ‘fair’, we should accept the attacks of Islam? How come no other group acts this way and gets an army of instant apologists, just add PC Left ideology? How come Muslims are responsible for committing around 85% of global violence since about 1960?

Oh God, it gets so tedious folks, that I have to cut to the chase for stupidity and here it comes!

Abbott raves how the GW Apocalypse is just around the corner…exactly when though, he omits to say. But Keelty agrees and piffles on that it could create ‘climate refugees!’, “in their millions!” Er, how does "could" happen, trump is happening, so easily?

Er, baloney with ya big 'if's'. Um, I can show you thousands of photos of people who have actually been beheaded, tortured, mutilated and blown up already and now, Boffo Boy. Give me a name and show me a single photo of even one person who has without question, been seriously harmed or killed by the crud of Climate Change. Bet cha’ can’t, because it’s…wait for it, not true.

Chris explains, in a fashion, how if we don’t act within ten years, we won’t be able to avoid “the earth from becoming a highly unstable place by the middle years of this century”. Er, Chrysalis...the earth IS a highly unstable place, being a ball of molten lava and spinning around over a thousand miles an hour an' all etc, etc.

“Stop the Planet of the Abbott’s! I want to get off!”

The whole article decays into bone tired tedium as Cameron duly notes, Chris Abbott is covering the same barren and wacky territory as Bono the tax shelter specialist. You know, 'the successful economies and societies of Capitalist Democracy, free markets, with the rule of law, the free exchange of ideas and the freedom of the individual etc,should all give the fruits of their efforts to the corrupt regimes that are none of these things, etc, ad nauseum'.

Then of course, there’s disarmament, the irrational answer for when you’re under sustained attack by an enemy who wants to destroy you. There’s recycling, based not on practicality or value, but on the miserable Leftist views of a world of ‘scarcity’, simply because such people seem incapable of being industrious and creating anything, especially the valuable and rare currency of ideas.

Aah, the classic meaningless, fatuous, glib and empty platitudes of “make world poverty history”. Higher carbon based taxes to push up the share prices of several Al Gore companies. More ‘management’ meaning read as ever bigger government. Something called “sustainable security” and so on, to the end of a virtual Student Activist pamphlet.

I thought sustained security would mean that we sustain a belief in our own cultural traditions and values regards the greatness of the Western Canon, Judeo Christianity and therefore we are fertile and focused enough to see things clearly.

The harsh fact is that Islam is entirely the enemy. Especially the coming nuclear armed Jihadist one, and we should take their daily words, actions and history entirely seriously.

Conversely, we should not take intellectual midgets and buffoons like Chris Abbott and any of his clueless, profoundly unresearched and disingenuous fans seriously, not even for one fatal moment.

PS. Dear Chris, go to the web sites 'The religion of Peace', 'The Prophet of Doom' and 'Jihad Watch', all in my swingin' links down the right hand column. Read Robert Spencer on Islam facts and history, Walid Shoebat the ex-Muslim and terrorist, 'America Alone' by Mark Steyn, 'While Europe Slept' by Bruce Bawyer, 'Londonistan' by M. Phillips, 'Infidel' by Ayaan Hirsi Ali and so on, and so on, just for starters. Then take two aspirin and don't call me in the morning.

Colonel Neville.
Dear sports:

The Ship of FoolsHere's a feeble and spindly legged letter I sent to the good woman organising the big Kahunafest on 'our safety!' Why does it all give me absolutely no confidence? My shallow advice? Run for the hills! We're doomed I tells ya!

Dear Ms Joanne Chidgey:

What's new? I'm just checking up to see if I'm actually more deluded than Chris Abbott, the alleged 'Security Expert' and part-time shoe repairer. Hey, my nobody status is unlikely to match his enormous genius for analysis and fruit identification.

"It's orange and round?'s definitely a banana then!"

Yes, I read his absolute drivel in 'The Australian' for November 17-18. It's pitiful the kind of mediocre fools that are given free reign and a public voice in the laughable Aussie MSM. Chris should go straight to Hollywood and hang out with all the other deluded Leftoid Liberal and Dhimmi freaks who are completely supported in a fantasy life by the system they despise.

But of course I would never say any such thing. Chrissie Abbot? He's fantastic! Fantastical even! Yes, let's pass around the hat for the poverty stricken Islamist Bin Laden and his University Graduate stewardess throat slashers. Is Abbott mad or just stupid and an overpaid Leftoid fool?

Er, gee, my Father was a working class English miner and he grew up in unbelievable poverty. Um, how many Yorkshire Terrorists do you know of? I mean, non-Muslim ones?

I'd love to debate Chris the Whizz anytime, but that will never happen...not for a member of the anonymous Western masses.

All the best from Colonel Neville.
Please follow this link to my feeble reply at my shabby, but well liked blog. It's excellently written, funny and well, incredibly witty.
Crossposted at Colonel Robert Neville 
Last Updated on Saturday, 23 August 2008 04:59  

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Lest We Forget the Battle of Tours

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History - Violent Jihad

Australians celebrate and revere Anzac Day on April 25th each year in remembrance of our brave soldiers who fought in two great world wars to secure our freedom. Every Australian identifies with the slogan “lest we forget” and in services held around the country people reflect on the battles and men who died to secure our freedom. Yet across the world in France, there is one remarkable battle which helped form the Europe we know today and allowed the development of civilization based on Judeo Christian principles. This one famous battle has become known as the battle of Tours and effectively stopped the Muslim advance into Europe. After the death of Mohammed in 632AD, Muslim armies exploded out of the Arabian peninsula to conquer much of the Middle East, expanding across north Africa. From there they crossed into Spain in 711AD and eventually controlled much of al-Andalus by 715AD. It was the victory at Tours by Charles Martel that stemmed the tide and eventually the Muslim marauders were expelled from Spain in 1492 when the last outpost at Granada fell to King Ferdinand of Spain. 

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Shivaji’s Coronation Laudatory Landmark

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History - Infidels' Resistance

Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj was born, lived, fought and won battles against religious and social oppression in the 17th century Bharat or India. He was a shining star in the Indian firmament and is renowned as a champion of the downtrodden and depressed masses. He was and continues to be an icon for the classes and masses alike and is seen as a rallying point for peasants oppressed by foreign rulers, Pathans and Moghuls alike. Sexually exploited women found in Shivaji Raje a protector, a benefactor and flocked to his Hindavi Swaraj to find solace and feel liberated under his saffron flag. 

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Ransomer of Captives from the Muslims

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History - Tolerance Myths

Perhaps some readers might be interested to know that January 28 is considered a feast day among Catholics – actually 2 feast days are celebrated on the same day – one is of ST Thomas Aquinas, the great medieval theologian and philosopher who adapted Aristotle to the western Judeo-Christian worldview. . It is also the feast day of a lesser known person – St Peter Nolasco, the great ransomer of captives from the Muslims.

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Islamic Pirates

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Somalian Islamic Pirates & Lessons from History
The dramatic rescue of the American cargo-ship captain Richard Phillips from the hands of Somalian Islamic pirates by the U.S. Navy—killing three pirates, holding him hostage at gun-point, through precision-targeting—warrants a review of the U.S. struggle with piracy and hostage-taking in North Africa, which ended two centuries ago.

Raiding trade-caravans and hostage-taking for extracting ransom in Islam was started by Prophet Muhammad. Having become powerful and secure after his relocation to Medina from Mecca in 622, Muhammad initiated Jihad or holy war in the form of raids of trade-caravans for earning livelihood for his community. In the first successful raid of a Meccan caravan at Nakhla in December 623, his brigands killed one of the attendants, took two of them captive, and acquired the caravan as “sacred” booty. The captives were ransomed to generate further revenue. Muhammad, later on, expanded this mode of Jihad to raiding non-Muslim communities around Arabia—for capturing their homes, properties and livestock, capturing their women and children as slaves often for ransoming and selling, and imposing extortional taxes—which sometimes involved mass-slaughter of the attacked victims.

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The Battle of Broken Hill

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The First Islamic Terrorist Attack on Australian Soil
On January 1, 1915 two Broken Hill men, both former camel drivers, armed themselves with rifles, an homemade flag bearing Islamic insignia and a large supply of ammunition and launched a surprise attack on the Picnic Train about 3 kilometres outside Broken Hill.

The train carried about 1200 Broken Hill residents to Silverton where a picnic to celebrate the new year was to take place.

The two Muslim men, Gool Mohamed originally a Pashtun tribesman from Afghanistan and Mullah Abdullah from what is known today as Pakistan, decided to wage jihad against Australian infidels after Australia and the Ottoman Empire officially joined the opposite sides in the WWI.

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Jihad Galore

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History - Tolerance Myths

Jihad Galore and the Toledo Whore

Battle of Higueruela

Alhambra - GazelleHow often in conversation with a Muslim, do they quote Spain as the crowning achievement of Islam, where Muslims, Jews and Christians lived in harmony for about 800 years?

And when you mention the killings and massacres, you are told that the Spanish Inquisition was much worse.
This is a misconception, since the Inquisition in Spain was responsible for only between 4,000 and 5,000 lives. [1]

Yet in 1066AD, in a single day, muslims murdered over 4,000 Jews because Vizier Joseph ibn Naghrela had risen to a position greater than them, and of course, this upset the Muslim sensitivities. [2]

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Arabs Hated The Quran

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How the Arabs Hated The Quran
Old Quran

Wh y are you a Muslim?
Musli ms in general love to hear the above question because it has a simple and readymade answer in their minds besides it gives them the opp or t u nity to propagate their religion and talk proudly about Islam.


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Lepanto Anniversary

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Decisive Victory for the West

At this time of year, it is timely to remember one of the greatest victories of the west against the Islamic world. On the 7th October in 1571, Don Juan and the Holy League, led by Admiral Doria, defeated the larger Ottoman fleet in the Battle of Lepanto, saving Europe from the Turks and militant Islam. The Holy League was a coalition of different armies - of the Republic of Venice, the Papacy (under Pope Pius V), Spain (including Naples, Sicily and Sardinia), the Republic of Genoa, the Duchy of Savoy, the Knights Hospitaller and some others.

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Muslim Jerusalem

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History - Stolen Heritage

Jerusalem - Coat of ArmsWhy do Muslims insist that Jerusalem is their Holy City?
When Mohamed and his faithful followers moved from Mecca to Medina, they found themselves among three Jewish tribes/clans (BANU-L-NADIR, BANU KAINUKA and BANU KURAIZA)  which settled there some time after their expulsion from their homeland and also living there were  two Arab, pagan tribes.

Mohammed, who at this stage needed more followers, decided to win those tribes over and convert them to his newly invented religion.

Islam was yet not as fully developed as we know it today, and Mohammed was still having his sessions with Allah (the Medina period revelations).

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Killing of Banu Quraiza

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Did Prophet Muhammad order Killing Surrendered Jews of Banu Quraiza and Khaybar?  A historical Analysis

In the post 9/11 era of this modern-world, Islamists around the globe are busy with ‘damage control utopia’ in order to correct the image of religion Islam. We all know that the nucleus of Islam are: Quran, Hadiths (Sunnah) supported by Islamic histories and biographies recorded by various famous Islamic scholars and historians.

What Mecca?

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History - Early History

A great tragedy of the Islamic control of our universities and political correctness plus the fear of extreme violence if anyone dares question the roots and claims of Islam is ...that nobody dares question the roots and claims of Islam!!!  I want to stimulate interest and offer this summary of information on Mecca from (LINK) which discusses some problems with Muslim claims in a comparison of evidence supporting Islam/Christianity. 

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Yahweh or Hubal

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FlagThere is a very strongly entrenched view among majority of Westerners today that the three main monotheistic religions Judaism, Christianity and Islam share one common God and therefore despite the obvious differences, the core foundation of these three religions is the same. 

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