The Gold Coast is looking to revitalise its image to attract a better class of visitor, and where better than from the Middle East. It has been recognised that the iconic sign “Surfers Paradise” that stands at the entrance to the famous beach needs replacing, and what better than a sign to reflect the new vibrant Multiculturalism than to rename it as “Burkhas Paradise”? The name has a certain ring to it, doesn’t it?
Reported recently by the “The Gold Coast Bulletin” and reproduced as an article on Muslim Village, the journalist Tanya Westthorp gushes over the possibilities.
“The Gold Coast will make a major play for the lucrative Middle Eastern tourist dollar just as the rest of Australia drops the ball by focusing its efforts on the Asian market. Local tourism operators will hold special Ramadan events this winter travel season to lure tourists from the six key Gulf countries — Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, Qatar, Bahrain and Oman”. [1]
In this article we will consider the proposal to attract ME visitors and even offer our own suggestions as to how to make this a success for the Gold Coast.
Beach Improvements
The first priority should be given to dedicating the main beach area to be ‘Muslim only’ as this would make our visiting Sheiks more comfortable. The council should consider building a 3 meter high wall a few hundred meters north of the swimming area to accommodate the tax-paying infidels, and keep their Tony Abbott style swimwear safely out of view of sensitive Muslims. You won’t need Lifesavers there as the infidels should know how to swim by now anyway. Lifeguards must be Muslim only and wear the appropriate swimwear so as not to offend. So instead of the ‘Aussie cossie’ we now have the ‘Mossie cossie’ in the burkhini, which is after all, an Australian invention.
Camel races
To make the visitors feel more at home, the Council could arrange to hold beach Camel races on the southern parts of Surfers beach. Young camel jockeys could be sourced from the traditional areas (UAE could help here).
We suggest that these youngsters could be put on a leaky boat from Indonesia with a mobile phone to contact the Australian Navy. Minister Chris Evans could then ensure they are picked up and brought safely to the Gold Coast. Of course, our NuLabor PM, Joolya Gillard, would need to make changes to “Fair Work Australia” in order to accommodate the ‘child slavery’ thing. Our PM can copy Obama here about helping Muslims and say “yes we can”. Maybe Obama could demand that NASA be employed to track their safe conduct.
Letterbox Maids
Since 1956 the Gold Coast used Meter Maids as a local attraction, and what better way to save you from a parking fine than to 
have a gold bikini clad young woman feed your meter. Of course in today’s Multicultural Australia, these costumes are simply inappropriate as they would do terrible things to the Muslim male. So much better and culturally sensitive to have letter box maids clad in traditional black niqab. Of course, these ladies would need to be accompanied by a male relative so as not to contravene Sharia Law.
More from the article:
“Gold Coast Tourism international director Gordon Price said a ‘Ramadan lounge’ would be set up at the Courtyard Marriott, providing free food to Arab Muslims needing to break their sun-up to sun-down fast during the holy month starting in August.
The move to provide a culturally and religiously-sensitive option is hoped to encourage Muslim tourists to continue to travel during the 30-day holy month.
It comes as the Gold Coast amps up its campaign to lure the big-spending Gulf travellers while the rest of Australia pulls out of the Middle East”. [1]
Of course, a lounge dedicated to Ramadan! This is the perfect way to cater for our new tourists and to make them feel at home in an infidel country. Toufic Lawand, from Gold Coast-based Lawand Tourism, specialises in Gulf region tourism and said the city had the chance to capitalise on a largely untapped market. He said Saudi Arabia had the most potential with a population of 20 million — at least five to six million of which were possible travellers. “We had between 13,000 to 20,000 tourists to the Gold Coast and we could easily double that,” he said.
A few suggestions for Mayor Ron Clarke
Now we all know that the good Mayor, Ron Clarke, has a propensity for dhimmitude when it comes to the Musl
im community and was horrified at the bigotry of people who opposed the Islamic school for Carrara. [2]
Ron was just pipped for the May Dhimwhit award, but by a more deserving group in ACSA.
Here are a few ideas for Gold Coast tourism director, Gordon Price, and mayor Ron Clarke to consider.
The FGM room
While the good sheik relaxes on the beach, he can arrange for his daughter to have a ‘clip’ at this special clinic under the watchful eye of AMA approved Muslim doctors.
The Second Wives Club room
Hollywood has its ‘first wives club’ so why can’t the Gold Coast have a Second Wives club?
This club would provide facilities for the Muslim man to select a second, third or fourth wife while on the Gold Coast. If necessary, a special arrangement can be made if the Muslim would prefer a concubine (or two).
The Dead Poet Society room
This room can be dedicated to that Medina poetess, Asma bint Marwan, who wrote poetry critical of Mohammed and was killed while sleeping. But the club is not just dedicated to poets, it should include Dutch film makers like Theo van Gogh, Danish cartoonists, and everyone else who mocks the prophet of Islam.
A copy of the classic manual of Islamic sacred law, called The Reliance of the Traveller, would be made available for infidels to read.
For example, apostasy is punishable by death.
From Law o8.7 on page 597, these conditions are considered as apostasy:
- To revile Allah or his Messenger;
- To be sarcastic about Allah’s name, his command, his interdiction;
- To deny any verse of the Quran or anything which, by scholarly consensus, belongs to it.
This room would be popular with the locals as they can get a glimpse of what is in store for them.
The Honour Killing room
Rather than ruining a Hotel room or an apartment, special facilities could be set up with proper Halal knives so the Muslim man can dispatch his wayward wife or daughter in a dignified way. This would be a hit with Turkish tourists.
The Sheik Hilaly room 
Mayor Ron Clarke must first create the Moral Police whose task is to patrol the streets of Burkhas Paradise and arrest any infidel women that don’t conform to Sharia Law dress codes. These Police would then deliver these women to the Sheik ‘cat meat’ Hilaly centre where suitable punishment is metered out, and monitored by a local Imam.
These are but a few suggestions, which I am sure Ron Clarke would gladly implement to please his Muslim guests.
Ah, the Gold Coast.
Beautiful one day. Islamic the next
References
1. Gold Coast and Muslim tourism
2. Ron Clarke says only bigots would oppose the Islamic school
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Like the imman said; Islam is no fun at all.
I notice that Sarkozy of France is getting tougher with bad Muslims by the day. He wants to send back all Muslims to their country of origin if they break the law in a bad way. Good for him.
Thank you so much for these practical suggestions to boost Islamic tourism to the Gold Coast. I'm sure, with people like Ron clark at the helm, they will soon be implemented.
I was terribly impressed by the suggestion " a ‘Ramadan lounge’ would be set up at the Courtyard Marriott, providing free food to Arab Muslims needing to break their sun-up to sun-down fast during the holy month."
How sensitive to be aware of the requirement of Islam, that Arabs are pure Muslims and do not want to mix with Muslims who are black. Black and other varieties of Muslims are useful as slaves and other underlings, but they must realise they are inferior.
Another suggestion to make the Gold Coast more hospitable to Muslims. I have heard that Jews have the temerity to holiday there, so please put up large signs "No Jews", and try to close down all their places of worship. Come to think of it, Christians and other infidels would not be welcome either. Make sure that no Church is taller than any mosque, and remove all crosses from outside churches.
Oh, and of course, most important. Make it a rule that no dogs are allowed anywhere on the Gold Coast. It would be useful to employ dog catchers, who could impound and then kill all the dogs.
I'm sure this would be most acceptable to all the people currently living on the Gold Coast. and if it's not, too bad! Muslim needs must come first.
and a supposed “Aussie icon” could find itself not “moving forward” but heading for extinction.
Fear not, skimpy-clad culture warriors; job salvation is at hand, courtesy of a wondrous Malaysian initiative! Government endorsed too!
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An enterprising businessman could add coin-slots to these little beauties and “voila”… a niche for the Meter Maids, suitably re-attired, of course.
Children will think Hollywood has come to town and their favourite Star Wars characters have come to life. If these women are for Your Eyes Only (husbands), then don't bring them here dressed up like walking nobodies.
oh dear, this WUDU thingo, I thought was for cleaning your WUDU!!!!!!!! Terrific article Geoff.
Funny when I watched the segment on TV the other night, my first thought was "What about the Meter Maids?"
Hey maybe they can have burqas made of mesh and wear the bikini under it? At least that way everyone is happy
I can't imagine what it's like up there. Last time I was there was about five years ago, and they were pretty thick on the ground then
cheers
I can't even begin to imagine how Muslim men use those WUDU machines.
But please don't even attempt to enlighten me - I'd sooner not know.
Shirl in Oz,
I guess there is a funny side of it. It's a bit like a car wash, but for body parts.
And they really do look like death walking.
I like the suggestion that if they are for their husbands eyes only, then why do they have to come out at all?
No one wants to look at death walking.
Therefore the Gold Coast can save a heap of money by not installing proper plumbing. You see, the prophet has declared that water infused with menstrual blood and excrement is perfectly pure and clean for drinking and washing up in.
And we do want to make our muslim guests feel right at home, so they can do without expensive plumbing. It might even be an insult to offer them any other kind of water?
There really does seem to be no fun in Islam.
Written correspondence to Gold Coast Council is to:
Mr Dale Dickson
Chief Executive Officer
Gold Coast City Council
PO Box 5042
Gold Coast MC 9729
Suzy Douglas is the councillor for Surfers Paradise at this address:
Surfers Paradise
135 Bundall Road
Bundall QLD 4217
Telephone: 1300 694 222
Fax: (07) 5596 3653
In the ACA interview Suzy Douglas called the Gold Coast the ‘Mecca’ of Australia.
Suggest that the council set up a “Sister City’ arrangement with Mecca in Saudi Arabia so they can provide Australian tourists with similar benefits:
1)A LENT room in Mecca’s Hotels for Christians to receive special privileges;
2)A Bible be placed in every Hotel room;
3)Pork and bacon products be available in all eateries and restaurants;
4)Special prayer facilities be set up around Mecca for Christians and Jews;
5)Churches be built for Easter and Christmas services;
6)Special washrooms and toilets be made available for Christians and Jews;
7)Aussie women are allowed to walk around in bikinis without being arrested.
Good Luck with that!
How low can Australia go ---those involved are trully disgusting!
Ramadam is also a favourite KILLING TIME in Islam from Mohammad to the present--- How will those Gold Coast Muslim appeasers provide for this --the 3 schoolgirls beheaded in nearby 'moderate' Islamic Indonesia were RAMADAM TROPHIES!
Why are we bringing these vile people here ---there are no 'human rights' as we understand them in the Muslim ME and the treatment these wealthy Arabs give their girls/women, and non-Muslim girls, boys, women and workers is beyond disgusting and unacceptable.
If our workers really cared about the rights of workers they would refuse to do anything for these Muslims who rape, beat, torture, kill, underpay, house in the worst slum conditions and force into Islam those silly or desperate enough to go to the ME for work!
That Suzy Douglas woman, made me quite ill with her comment on she finds them to be rather exotic........Yuck
What the hell is exotic about a mobile tarpaulin?
Less exotic is most likely the stench.
Don't go down this path of cultural appeasement. It won't be long before we have segregated buses, public swimming pools just for women, banks for women only and other measures that separate Muslim women from Australian women.
We already have women only sessions in the more densely populated Muslim suburbs.
Muslims can choose to do this too, except they won't and choose to inflict their ways on us.
Buggar off back to Burqastan and those other oppressive countries you fled. Hang on a minute. They fled persecution and oppression only to come here and inflict us with the same..... I smell a rat beneath the burqa.....
The CANVAS Prison
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojBrzUil0Ig
All about oppression of women in Afghanistan (and other ‘istans’)
Here's a burqa story for you.
I have an Iranian ex-Muslim acquaintance.
I became friends with him about 11 years ago, when he was the foreman in charge of some work being done to the house.
One day I asked if he had been back to Iran. He replied in the negative and said that he would never set foot in the country again.
He went on to tell me a few stories, but clearly what upset him the most, was the his wife was no able to be seen out in the street, except when wearing her mobile tarpaulin.
He told how she had been badly beaten by the “modesty police”, for showing a tiny part of skin. As she picked her small child up, who had fallen in the street, the sleeve of her “garment” slipped. What was unfortunate for her was that the damned “modesty police”, were there and saw it.
Another time we were speaking and he told me of his love for Australia. I asked what he loved about it.
This still brings tears to my eyes
His eyes welled with tears, he had his hand on his heart and he said
“I AM FREE “
………..no further comment is necessary.
Yes 15%
Only in exceptional circumstances 8%
No 77%
http://www.watoday.com.au/poll...11gdb.html
The burqas are bigger at Hungry Jacks hahaha!
